THEORY: Kanye West thinks that the mall is the epitome of class.
I think that because: he says so.

In this year’s single “All Day,” West boasted that everything in his entire existence is motivated by performing activities for an entire day.

How long you n!gg@s ball? All day, n!gg@…
How much time you spent at the mall? All day, n!gg@…


PROOF: If given his druthers Kanye West would spend entire days at The Mall.


In his duet with Jay-Z “N!gg@s in Paris” (Watch the Throne), Kanye bleats out:

She said, “‘Ye, can we get married at the malllllllllllllllllllllllll?”
… Come and meet me in the bathroom stalll
and show me why you deserve to have it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

*In this lyric, “hav(ing) it all” = getting married at The Mall. 

PROOF: Kanye West thinks a woman’s dream is to get married at The Mall.


Kanye’s not the only one.

In “Wesley’s Theory” Kendrick Lamar ponders the big questions – asking:

What you want? You a house or a car?
Forty acres and a mule, a piano, a guitar?

Motherfucker, you can live at the mall

Here, Lamar considers prizes and gifts and dreams of the day he could live at The Mall.


E-40 and Too Short Tip Their Hat to All-Day Mall-ery
SONG: “Rapper’s Ball”

Say that you got it all, love the way you players ball
Everyday you’re at the mall, tell me is it true or false?

These two aren’t even sure if said players are actually at the mall everyday.

And they search still for confirmation: tell me if it’s true or false Too Short cries out!